Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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