all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
