The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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