just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
How's work?
Spinning.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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