I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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