I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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