i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
ugly people sure do ruin things
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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