So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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