Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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