I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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