Can Purell be used as lube?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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