Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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