Christians are straight up FREAKS
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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