We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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