Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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