I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
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