Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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