Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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