You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her facebook's as public as her vagina
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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