therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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