I got chris browned last night
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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