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I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.

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(610): I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer. http://tfl.nu/q9nz

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.

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(902): Her vagina smelled like hockey gear. http://tfl.nu/kiqt

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(636): View more from Missouri

we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"

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(636): we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle" http://tfl.nu/m65a

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We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'

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(309): We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.' http://tfl.nu/2fkm

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(614): View more from Ohio

so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'

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i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.

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(614): so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you' (740): i literally fucking hate you so fucking much. http://tfl.nu/7yl2

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.

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What?

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A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.

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(484): THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH. (610): What? (484): A TROUGH FOR VOMIT. http://tfl.nu/8z8s

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(845): View more from New York

Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping

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(845): Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping http://tfl.nu/4jdo

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Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.

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(952): Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me. http://tfl.nu/t30r

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Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!

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(610): Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?! http://tfl.nu/1su6

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Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.

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(505): Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold. http://tfl.nu/drpi

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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.

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(250): You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you. http://tfl.nu/tyfl

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I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.

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(281): I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman. http://tfl.nu/ux8x

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He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.

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(406): He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame. http://tfl.nu/fkng

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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck

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(817): This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck http://tfl.nu/mv3p

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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know

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(203): Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know http://tfl.nu/vvh5

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