He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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