i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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