I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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