i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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