Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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