Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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