Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
