i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize