his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
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The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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