just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Welp...herpes.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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