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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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