Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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