Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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