It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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