so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Less talking, more tequila
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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