i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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