How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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