My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
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