Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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