Dual....:-)
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Randomize
