i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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