I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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