i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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