he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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