brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
It's like God shit irony all over that family
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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