You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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