I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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