found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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