he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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