He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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