So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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