Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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