Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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